Greatest Movies
I have been challenged. At least, I think I’ve been challenged, so I will respond as such. On the Shoryuken.com forums, a conversation broke out in the movie thread regarding the creation of Top 10s, Best ofs, and similar lists. When I expressed my own ambivalence about it, P. Gorath responded:
P. Gorath: I think it’s a good exercise to objectively rank things close to you. Deciding on criteria helps you focus what’s important to you and carry that moving forward.
And so, it is done. Give unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s.
To make this early foray a little easier on myself, this is going to be—conservatively, I think—a top 10 ranking of the greatest movies ever made. It is structured as a countdown, because these lists are always done as countdowns. The people who write them probably harbor the ridiculous notion that the audience cares enough to feel a sense of suspense about what the next title will be. Far be it from me to break tradition. You’ll have to start at the lowly 10th greatest film (these lists are never out of nine, 11, or 27) and work your way down to the Big Kahuna.
An interesting observation on the makeup of the list: the decade with the most titles is the 1970s, and the runner-up is the 1990s. No titles before the 1960s made the top 10, which is likely due to a number of factors. Having grown up in the post-studios, post-Brando age, I’m obviously more comfortable with movies made in the traditions I was born into. That’s not to say I don’t appreciate movies made during the earlier period. It’s that I apparently don’t appreciate them as much. There is also the influence of opportunity. Lists such as this one are inevitably biased towards the recent. Newer titles have a better chance of being seen, and, accordingly, a better chance of getting mentioned.
And now, onto the list.
10. Crumb (1994)
9. Psycho (1961)
8. Woodstock: The Director’s Cut (1970/1994)
7. Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1985)
6. Fight Club (1999)
5. Pulp Fiction (1994)
4. Superman (1978)
3. The Godfather (1972)
2. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
1. Taxi Driver (1976)
There. Now everyone can feel free to “ha-rumph” about the worthy titles that didn’t make it, the unworthy garbage that I dared to rescue, and the unmitigated audacity of putting them in the order that I did.
I find that P. Gorath and I were probably too zealous in our use of the word “objective.” Subjectivity is in the nature of lists like this one. It is my conjecture that any attempt to objectively rank art or entertainment will eventually crumble under close scrutiny. It will reveal itself to be a function of the personal value system of the critic. Assuming the critic is being totally honest about what he appreciates in a film, there is no difference between a list of all-time favorites and a list of all-time greats.
This also means that lists assembled democratically aren’t especially worthwhile. If critics A and B like movie X more than critic C likes movie Y, then movie X only rises above movie Y by virtue of its popularity—which is utterly irrelevant to quality.
There were a few questions I asked myself in paring all my favorite movies down to 10. Did seeing the film leave a profound impact that lasted for days? If it did, the film would be considered for the list. Did I, at one point, have a momentary but consuming obsession with this film? This would goose the film up even higher. Was this film, at one point, considered my all-time favorite? It would be assured a spot near the top. For perspective, I limited my choices to films made during the 20th century. The jury hasn’t even come back in on the cinema of the 2000s yet.
The number one choice of Taxi Driver came easily. I asked myself: out of all the great film directors, who most deserves a spot on the list? Martin Scorsese has the distinction of making not just one, but two decade-defining masterpieces. He kicked off the 1980s with Raging Bull, setting the bar so high that everything after it was sure to pass beneath. And then there was Taxi Driver in the 1970s. These two films alone would distinguish Scorsese, even without the entirety of his body of work. I chose Taxi Driver for the simple reason that if I could discount all other Scorsese films, even Raging Bull, Taxi Driver is the one that would stay with me forever.

December 14th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
You’ve got to appreciate a guy who belittles the very idea of list-making while…making a list. I doubt that you’ll get many complaints though. Most people realise that your list is in fact your list. In my occasionally humble opinion, there can be no objectivity in list making. It’s all subjective and I am leery of anyone who argues otherwise.
However, far be it from me to disappoint goodm0urning. The man wants ha-rumphing, so ha-rumphing he shall receive. What, pray tell, is the dilly-o with including documentaries? Sure, they’re all movies, but I’ve always found documentaries so far removed from scripted cinema that they may as well be an entirely different art form.
December 15th, 2009 at 7:09 am
Well, tell me this. Do Crumb and Woodstock not have all the qualities you’d expect from a good movie? Compelling characters? A strong narrative arc? High moments, low moments? Do they draw you in? Make you think and feel things? Do they involve the participation of incredible artists whose craft is in full evidence up on the screen? Forget about the purported factual reality–do they have the truth?
Perhaps documentaries don’t typically have enough of these qualities, but that isn’t to say they can’t. So it becomes an issue of content, rather than form.
December 15th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Terrible list, I got a fever and the only prescription blue steel.
I’m pleasantly surprised we have 5 films in common in our top 10.
December 17th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
You asked a lot of questions there Ken. Let me ask you this…
Did Crumb and Woodstock really have all the qualities you’d expect from a good movie? Compelling characters? A strong narrative arc? High moments, low moments? Did they draw you in? Make you think and feel things? Did they involve the participation of incredible artists whose craft is in full evidence up on the screen? Forget about the purported factual reality–did they have the truth?
You see I’ve seen neither Crumb nor Woodstock so you really must answer these questions before I can make a judgment on their merits and whether they belong in your top 10.
December 17th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
All of this bickering is over nothing for the fact remains that Ken has, against the very Fifth Law of Thermodianetics, omitted “Avatar”. Although I haven’t seen “Avatar” and Ken has, I’m sure, not yet found out how to see the film before its proper release I find its omission proof positive that the man at the helm of this blog is not qualified to go on with his so-called “oxygen habit”. Why, if I could lovingly mount “Avatar” and breed with The Best Movie Ever Made That I Probably Won’t See For A Few Years… man, the children we’d have.
Anyhow, Ken’s list is respectable enough. The inclusion of “Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters”, one of The Greatest films to have ever been, is enough to grant the man a free pass for his careless leaving-off of Jimmy “James” Cameron’s latest 3D adventure in ‘Spensiveland.